Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the
pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season" St. Peter said, "You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The
1st
man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked
it
on. "It represents a candle" he said. "You may pass through the
pearly
gates" St. Peter said. The 2nd man reached into his pocket and
pulled
out
a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." St. Peter
said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." The 3rd man started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
woman's
panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked,
"And
just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."
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